My nutritionist said I should eat more nut butters,

She said "they are good for you, and for most others."

But I have to admit that brown paste is not glamorous,

I'll have to get used to them, maybe even "enamorous."

"Put it on rice cakes.."  She said almost cheerfully,

I thought "not another Yule Gibbons!" most tearfully.

But she's been right before and I feel much better,

So I will do just what she says, but not always to the letter.